“Absolutely never go out of the house
With a safety pin holding up your slip.”

Admit it.
It struck fear in your heart
And still does
Even though modern women
Rarely wear slips anymore.

Unless you wear things out of sleazy catalogues
Like bras that wouldn’t fit a mouse.

Admit it.
They do come in your mail.
They come in everyone’s
Without request, but you don’t stop them
Do you?

You see yourself in a Merry Widow
That sets you in the Tenderloin or a brocade brothel.

Admit it.
There’s a little touch of the prurient
In everyone, the titillation
Your grandmother
Or spinster aunt suspected.